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Charlotte: So, what are you doing here?Bob: Uh, a couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday. And, uh, getting paid two million dollarsto endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere.Charlotte: Oh.Bob: But the good news is, the whiskey works.
Director: [in Japanese] Mr. Bob-san, you are relaxing in your study. On the table is a bottle of Suntory whiskey. Got it?Look slowly, with feeling, at the camera, and say it gently - say it as if you were speaking to an old friend.Just like Bogie in Casablanca, "Here's looking at you, kid" - Suntory time.Translator: Umm. He want you to turn, looking at camera. OK?Bob: That's all he said?
Bob: It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.Charlotte: It's scary.Bob: The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.Charlotte: Nobody ever tells you that.Bob: Your life, as you know it... is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk... and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.Charlotte: That's nice.
[Charlotte watches Kelly at a publicity interview explain her working relationship with Keanu Reeves]Kelly: And we both have two dogs, and we both live in L.A., so we have all these different things in common.
Charlotte: Why do they switch the r's and the l's here?Bob: Uh... for yuks. You know? Just to mix it up.Bob: They have to amuse themselves, 'cause we're not making them laugh.
Kelly: But listen, let's all go out for a drink sometimes. Yeah?John: Yeah, yeah.Kelly: You know, call me, okay?John: Yeah, okay.Kelly: Alright. Listen, I'm under Evelyn Waugh. Shh, okay?Charlotte: [after Kelly leaves] Evelyn Waugh? Evelyn Waugh was a man.John: Oh, come on, she's nice. What? You know, not everybody went to Yale. It's just a pseudonym, for Christ's sake.
Premium Fantasy woman: You like massage?Bob: I don't think I like massage anymore.
Kelly: Everybody is always, like, "Kelly, you are anorexic." And, I'm like, "No, I'm not." I eat all kinds... I eat so much junk food, you wouldn't believe it. I'd have a heart attack...John: I thought you were anorexic...Kelly: Everybody does...John: [gesturing with his hands] Yeah, because you look so...Kelly: [enthusiastically] Thank you. I know.
Charlotte: [Bob is recollecting when he first saw Charlotte, in the elevator] Did I scowl at you?Bob: No, you smiled.Charlotte: I did?Bob: Yes, it was a complete accident. A freak. I haven't seen it since. Just that one time.[Charlotte smiles]Bob: Like that, but bigger... bigger... mm-hmm... well, not that big!
[last lines]Bob: Bye.Charlotte: Bye.Bob: Bye.[Bob leaves Charlotte and walks back to his waiting taxi]Bob: [to taxi driver] All right.
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